Never fight a pig. You’ll both end up covered in mud, but the other guy will enjoy it.
Learn how pigs fight so you don’t get caught by surprise.
The red flags for a pig fight are whisper campaigns, lies and corporate politics.
Pigs always insist on one-on-one meetings. The easiest way to lie is to give everyone a different story, with no witnesses.
Pigs never reply to written correspondence or cc other people.
Pigs always feign enthusiasm and friendliness. Be suspicious when someone is overly friendly, especially when you know he doesn’t like you.
Pigs badmouth people behind their backs. If he does it to others, he’ll do it to you.
Life is to short to fight pigs. Steer clear.